Third Party Watch

Maybe we should start a feature called “Kook of the Week” or something?

From the website of Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey.

My Vice-President will be a woman. Why? I want to eliminate the US deficit. The only way I see to do this, is to put a woman in charge of it. In 90%+ of American households, women handle the budgeting. This has given woman a natural ability to properly handle the needs of her house and family.

Additionally, though men can help create life, women are the carriers and bearer of life. They are the ones who help nurture life as it grows. Most men can’t stay within a budget, nor process the tenderness needed to care for developing life.

I love and adore my 3 children. However, as I have proved in my youth (when I was 22 years), though I will provide for my child(ren) needs, I will live my life, and spoil myself in the process. Women are unselfish when it comes to taking care of their children, and the Vice-President will display that unselfishness for Americans.

While I am instilling fear into our enemies, my wife (the Queen), along with the VP, will be addressing the needs of Americans, in a compassionate way. This will give balance to America.

I am not having a woman as the VP, and my wife as the Queen of America to get the women vote. I am doing it, for I believe it is the best thing for Americans and America.

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